feedus-reedus:

derpogorman:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a Facebook message:

Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

Loses a friend on Facebook:

Loses a follower on Tumblr:

Error on Facebook:

Error on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

Scrolling through Facebook:

Scrolling through Tumblr:

This is so terribly accurate.